Progress Report

Its been 9 weeks which is about 2 and a bit months. How lovely. I thought it was time for a special review so this one will be covered by Asuka who shall do the 'non paranoid' version of my progress.

The last time she saw me was March 2008 and she arrived in late July (T.Day was early June so practically a month later)

Here is her story
*LAW AND ORDER MUSIC*

Asuka: Lower. Especially in the morning. When you try to shout or when you try to use your voice higher it breaks *she kindly demonstrates* ... like that. Your voice is lower than Waffle.

Asuka: Moustache. A little bit. Ummm... but you shaved...hehehehehe


Asuka: Your hair colour has changed....is that because of...?
Alex: ....
Asuka: ... (^^!)

Asuka: MUSCLES! Is it because you worked hard?
Alex: I didnt work so much on them.
Asuka: Liar, you did it for me, because I like it. I give you my kiss *Kiss*

Asuka: Penis!! Thats the biggest thing
Alex: *Enjoys the pun*
Asuka: And hairy...not just there. LOL
Alex: Do you like my dick?
Asuka: Yeh, if I said no, then its a problem.
Alex: Meh.

Asuka: Your boobs havent changed yet.
Alex: Mmmm...fufufu
Asuka: OH! You smell !! Your armpits! Especially! Smells like....a guy...who belongs to a sports club. Yep.

Asuka: Your body hasnt changed. Like your figure. Parts are changing.
Asuka: Oh yes! Adams apple! Its bigger than before. You already had it huh :P Anyway, what else....

Asuka: I thought youd eat a lot, but you dont..so.. oh..you are always horny. Especially in the morning. Like, guys..*she was a little disgusted when she said that*. Its not bad...ummm....you orgasm quicker. .. and a lot... more than me...hehehe. Ok.. thats all.

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And there you have it.
Love and Cheese is better than Cake or Death