Monday, April 27, 2009

Dreams

I keep having these weird dreams every few months or so that I get chest surgery. I think i mentioned that before. But in all these dreams, its only on one side.

And it doesnt seem to bother me :P

I wonder why its only one side though. I think its usually the right side that I fix.

Almost 10 months on T

Yeh and the facial hair is starting to kick in some more. The hair around the side burny area has thickened up and is getting the occasional dark hair.

Im thinking about writing a book at the end of all this. A comedy of course.
Or perhaps doing some stand up event. But, not having a good history with mobs.. i might pass on that idea.

Im in the process of growing my hair out. Im allowed to cut it (for styling only) in October. Which, from the time I last shaved it, would mean it should have on average grown atleast 11cm.

Remarkable!

Did I say i got my Ls? Yeh back in Feb/Early March. I try and do as much driving as possible... but the fact is its just not possible.

Under the current laws I have to do 50 hours driving and 10 of that has to be at night. Then, after 6 months Im allowed to do the test for the Ps.

Ive been warned that Ill be used as a chauffeur. And I dont really mind.
I mean, Ive always wanted to kill you all but to have you willingly say "yes, please let me sit in the death seat!"

Well!...
Im just elated!

So just a general warning to all those in my area who live, walk, learn, work, watch Home&Away .. I might run you down.

My dick seems to be getting bigger... which is surprising me because I thought that was it. Im interesting in buying the Andro Extender. Its a penis enlarger that actually works! Lol.

No in all seriousness, this thing has been getting a fantastic wrap. And I think I read it was going to be used in the medical field for people with micropenis (note: my condition is called pipinna nullus)

The catch is its $300.
And with that same money I could buy me a suit^^

The irony being both things are, in the end, purchases made out of glutton. I dont need either and could put that money towards paying rent .. or better yet! my education!

HAHAHAHA

Who am I kidding.



Thursday, April 2, 2009

Work

Ive logged on with Jobsearch which is the new name for the doll. But Ive violated my conditions. Apparently I had to be there everyday but to my understanding I thought I just had to do my hours over 2 weeks.

My fault for being so sleepy when I went to the first induction.

Jobs are far and few between. Ive applied to everything Id like, a few things that I dont like and mostly jobs Im qualified for.

Its been 3 weeks of daily searching.. which has resulted in two offers.
Illusive Cube.
Which I thought sounded really good but I googled it and people were saying its a scam.

and....

porn...

Ive got 2 dollars in my bank account and I dont have a valid bus ticket so that last option is starting to look really good.